Way to madlib!My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after kumquats because you'll only end up with a dinghy in your fibula." I never quite understood his advice until one Dyngus Day, I was gardening with my best friend Sassafras. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was psychedelic and spooky sounds came from deep within. Sassafras saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!